Oh dear...

This reminds of the time Bill Connely did his show in Queensland & all the punters stormed out the theatre demanding thier money back, because he was nothing like Andy Stewart?

Though I often wonder if Billy was the wee bar'n, when we were playing the Alahambra Theatre, that used to be in Waterllo Street in Glasgow. Who swapped his tricyle for a ticket to watch the show from the Gods. Of course he asked for his byke back after the show & it was given back. This was quite normal for punters to use goods to buy theatre tickets at the time, I think it was generaly about a penny ha'p'ny & two Jam jars to get into the local Picture house.