ATTENTION EVERYONE!!

Tyson Braidwood wrote:
>
> firstly, the saying is: "its not over till the fat lady
> sings", so i have idea where ur getting the idea that she
> dies from being fat? so nice arguement!! and its vigorous not
> rigorous, the great thingy about posts is that it doesnt
> matter if u dont wanna hear (read is a better term) about
> this so called junk mail! its here, if u open it and read it
> than its no bodys fault but your own. and to go on and argue
> about other peoples replys just shows how imature and bored u
> must really be.....how can u complain about it being here
> when u r prolonging the argument and making it seem important
> (my innitial post) by adding replys.....that just makes more
> people want to read it and more business for me...so thanks
> for helping me out mate!
>
> kindest regards,
>
> tyson braidwood





GÂ’day Tyson

You seem to think that my replying to you is going to help your business...well, I honestly hope so, mate, because nothing that you write here seems to be helping your cause or making you seem intelligent and/or professional.

I started to have doubts when your original advert said I could “LOOSE WEIGHT QUICKLY” and should view some of the great “pruducts avaliable”….good advertising copy.

Graeme made a neat joke, which appeared to be too subtle for you. I had to explain it for you, but then you seem to have completely misunderstood my explanation.
Yes, I see you recognize the phrase “It ainÂ’t over until the fat lady sings”, but do you understand the context? It was actually a phrase attributed to baseball player/coach Yogi Berra as a metaphor for the game not being over until the final play, but he was drawing on the clichéd image of the portly Viking-clad woman in a Wagnerian opera singing the final tragic aria before she dies, thus ending the opera.
I am not saying she dies from being fat. IÂ’m saying she sings, then she dies...because thatÂ’s what happens in a tragedy. Then you know itÂ’s over.
It seems YOU were the one who replied to Grahame saying that obesity causes diseases and heart attacksÂ…(more shameless product promotion)Â…and so I suggested jokingly that you shouldnÂ’t be prolonging the fat ladyÂ’s longevity because then the opera could go on forever.

So you see, it WAS a nice argument, except you spelled ‘arguement’ wrongly.

You then told me I meant ‘vigorous’ and not ‘rigorous’… Well if you’ve been paying attention to anything I write on this site you should understand that I am generally ‘rigidly accurate and precise’ ..which is one of the meanings of rigorous. Had you ever seen my physical exercise regime for shows like 'The Stones' you would understand that it is also ‘rigorous’ – in the sense of meaning ‘strict, severe, something hard to endure’. Admittedly, if I get my heart rate up it also becomes vigorous…but before you go correcting me on words I suggest you look up dictionary.com.


Now, as to your assertion that the more people read your posts here the better your business is going to be, perhaps I can draw your attention to some of the things they will read (apart from the approximately 30 grammatical and spelling errors in your reply to me!) when they come to the posts you have added to this threadÂ…

> u r a fucking moran get fucked u fool i hope u die....how dare u try and destroy dreams of a 16 yr old!! rot in hell!

Right. Yes, I can see your point. Good luck in your business.

I jokingly predicted that your selling Herbalife could actually cause you some damageÂ…and I believe you are helping me prove you right.

Cheers
Craig

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