Serenity NOW!

Yes hello...Now look...All i can say is that no one will ever have sex with me on account of the following: 1. i will have braces, 2. i'm hideous, 3. i may or may not have become horrificly obese since coming back to poosa, 4. i may or may not also have halitosis and or dandruff due to blood poisoning after becoming addicted to crack/extacy....cya then

Ps....Can't wait to get back home miss and love you all....Except for "Charity"

Can you please fill me in ---have I missed something here---what is Serenity PLEASE EXPLAIN.

Is it open to BA and CERT or only BA. For all of WAAPA or only MT ppl. Or just a select few. Maybe 2nd or 3rd yrs or anyone.

Serenity is an elite power base that controls WAAPA...Only a select few are able to be involved with Serenity...if you are cool you can get in....and if you are not cool but are hot you can get in too.....Jenni M, if you are coming to Perth i'm sure you will discover the joys of life at Serenity soon enough.

Thou beslubbering doghearted whey-face!
...nice insult....

i love you and miss you
but you are hideous. and stop telling people it is an elite power base.
jenni M, serenity is nothing more than a 4 bedroom house which 3 of the people posting frequent notes on this website live in. having said that it is a damn sexy house

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite, what more can I say than that?? Has any1 at waapa even heard of this serenity?

yes people at waapa have heard of serenity, every one that lives there is in the BA course. 3 of us in 3rd year, 1 in second. thats cracker =)

Has anyone heard of Serenity???? Has anyone heard of.....????..... Ugh! you hideous person.... Serenitus et Perthus is THE place to be.... and it's not just because of its occupants.....

......The house knows......

......The house sees......

......The house gives......



Thou reeky fool-born wagtail!

TRIXY

Welcom back to the land of the Living... people were saying you had fallen off the face of the earth... I knew you were just hiding in HK... or maybe hiding from some ppl :D

And to bacdk anyone up... ask anyone in MT and they will be able to vouch for the Validity of Serenity...

and we are not an exclusive power base... anyone is welcome as long as they are willing to sit and drink, play poker or be involved in witty banter.

Oh I get it. Thanks Guys. Its a Big Brother House except they let you out to do the BA.

Sounds Fun. I'd love to see your Friday night games!!!!!!!!

Okay we get it, poor Farny, it was just a question TRIXY.

Trixy how mean are you!!! oh wait, it's hooley.. love u miss you!! did u remember to take your insulin?

Poor, poor Farny.....TRIXY shame on you!!

Yeaha poor farny.

@!#$ Farny

TRIXY, thats not the Christmas spirit!! what happened to peace on earth??

Thou jarring milk-livered maggot-pie!


I guess that discribes how i am feeling now...as usual nothing short of hideous....went out last night and i died several times. Has anyone got any spare seretonin? Good to hear from you again Hooley, hope you are having a good time in HK. Got the new list of first years, means nothing to me cos i don't know anyone but i can't wait to throw a big welcome party at our house and get back into some of that "start of year" fun. We have 18 new babies to mould into hideous reflecions of ourselves....very excited about doing some propper corupting, lets hope we have got some drinkers this year!

(this is where Janty will come in and "fix" things....You know its all true Janty, don't try tell them that its not.)

Merry Cristmasssssssssssssss (old man whistle) everyone, love to all. X

oh... I'll fix things alright!!! fix em real good!



Thou paunchy dizzy-eyed minnow!

i love serenity, my home away from home. You know you miss me cracker, im the only one who is going to kiss you once you have your hideous braces. dont be mean, you know how fragile i am.....oh yeah BORING.

Those coming to waapa will LOVE serenity although some people do believe its the power base of waapa and certain people run the course, i cant imagine who'd they be referring too ;) i guess its just boring people whose arses are starting to take over the world saying it....anyway love you all lots and merry christmas!

ps-hi marty i love you x

pps-and whats with telling janty to calm me down?! you told me to keep firing up!!! youre so emotionally irrational, whats with all your moods
??? love you xxxx

trixy where HAVE you been?!! ive missed you , we all thought youd fallen off the face of the earth....na was rather worried ;)

ps ive missed our meetings side stage...you ripped my tights a few nights...mmm.... ;)

hows HK?

oh yess hello .... marp marp .....witty banter all the way.... i am going to put it out there and say that serenity you have a housing partner as of late.... the house consisting of 3boys and 1girl now on 8th ave is the up and coming alternative to Serenitus... you love it....DONT CHA!!

Thou lumpish toad-spotted canker-blossom!

Yes Yes....I have seen this so called 8th Avenue....very impressive!!! I do believe it will rival serenity for Party house....tough challenge though.

The combination of new people, serenity and copious amounts of alcohol....gives me butterflies :)....Bring on the new first years!!!

Guys come back....I miss you all!!!!!!!!!

Excuuuuuuuse My bathers

im completely emotionally irrational and im fully aware of that. i cant do anything about it. im coming to melbourne for 2 weeks. seeing spelling bee on the preview day yayyyyyy. i arrive on the second theres so much catching up to do!
watched sweet charity, mmmm. interesting. wanna be in the fruge so much!
is anyone else seeing spelling bee?
love you

yeah matt and i were planning on going and hanzo was going to come down from geelong to see it too. so the 2nd? is mr maunder picking you up or would you like a welcoming commitee? um.....life is boring and i think its HILARIOUS (you can imagine how i just said that) that were now all communicating only on this damned website! cant WAIT to see dusty. Hope lex is good! oh and spoke to "my tye" yesterday, hes very excited about us and BB YAY!

sally d i think you sound like a lot of fun and i think i know dulcie! hehe

AND HOOLEY PLEASE WRITE TO ME AND PROFESS YOUR LOVE! Ive been waiting my love, i need you strong cowboy hands on me.

8th ave will have a hard time matching serentious' valour and ambience! love you all and miss you,

thou fowl smelling, mammering, beslubbering fooooools!

chaz x

Just checking my email from the back blocks of SA. about 100 kms inland of Port Lilcon.. Hope your all well... Come on Serenity!!!

hi there ya'll
how i've missed this site... :) memories...
just wanted to say hello to serenity and the rulers of the universe.
didn't realise there was so much publicity for the place. how things change.
i may or may not have grown another head. it's the 45 degree heat that's doing it.
love to all
fun and games

Is there a screening process or a an iq pre-requisite required to become a member of this exclusive club. I have good references from Opus Dei.

Hey Fun n Games,

Well... with the new year beginning it looks like there are a few vacancies that need to be filled at Serenity... So we're advertising and taking applications for positions that need to be filled ;)

And Ben, Opus Dei is nice but we would prefer Opal Nera, or any of the big three names, J.Danials, J.Beam, J.Walker. Any of them will do.

Hope your all well

And a MASSIVE HAPPY NEW YEAR from all at Serenity... and those that visit often.

Loves Ya

M.

Hi Trixy. I' just tryin to work out your identity. I'll leave you with my name and see the situation reveals itself.........