Dear David Helm

Dear David Helm,

Hello and welcome to your first, and possibly only, opportunity to publicly state that your "Audition Notice" is a well intentioned but slightly misguided joke (or perhaps in an injoke between that is harmless and I just don't get), before the firey scorn of all those in this town who love and respect Jarrod Buttery (and trust me when I say there are many of us) pours down on your head.

Leah M

Dear David Helm,

Do as she says, I beg you. I can only hold her back for so long and my arms are already gettin' tired. I swear man, she's lil but if she starts throwing words like punches, I shall be powerless to stop her. Despite my superhuman strength and ability to leap giant dickheads in a single bound...


If this turns out to be a wacky joke, well done! You rock! If not, I shall sic my learned friend onto you and will not be responsible for the ensuing bedlam.

Julia D

Crisis averted. Nothing to see folks. Move along.

Leah M

Ah! Good. Good.

I didn't relish having to explain yet another dismembered smart arse to the authorities. Humourless lot...

You heard her! MOVE ALONG!!

Julia D

Leah M wrote:
> Hello and welcome to your first, and possibly only,
> opportunity to publicly state that your "Audition Notice" is
> a well intentioned but slightly misguided joke (or perhaps in
> an injoke between that is harmless and I just don't get),
> before the firey scorn of all those in this town who love and
> respect Jarrod Buttery (and trust me when I say there are
> many of us) pours down on your head.

erm... i've taken a snapshot of the audition notice and have a record of the computer used to put the notice up, but missed one little detail....

It didn't mention JB anywhere? Why did you think it was directed at JB? I pray that wasn't a fruedian slip!

;-)

Cheers
Grant

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Hi Grant,

I saw the audition notice after Leah drew attention to it, and remember seeing Jarrod's name in a potentially offensive but obviously ridiculous statement. However, while it appeared to be someone called David Helm calling for the 'audition', there's no evidence he (if he exists) was the author of the piece.


Now, however, not only has reference to his name disappeared, but all traces of the audition notice also. When I use my browser's history function to find the exact page I looked at, there is now merely a blank document.

Spooky how fast the evidence can disappear when called to question by Leah the Lawyer!

Cheers,
Craig

if this was the message about placing a certain fruit into a certain orifice of a Mr Jarrod, yep i saw it to...


actually to be honest i was concerned that this was REAL and just a step up the evolutionary ladder from "puppetry of the penis"!

i think it said "Starlight Productions???"