Hide and seek (venue wanted)

Enough of Fairytales of sorts...time the Grim one tried his hand at somefink a tad more serious (Ali G, tells me the only way 2 get real 'respec' from my peers, is to be like serious, an bein he's da man in the know...I gotta try bein wicked, even if bein wicked at my age is sort of totally uncool an so unwicked.) In my attempt to get some serious respec, I need to put on a play that might earn me respec...an I fink I ave the very fing...a play I wrote sometime ago...a fankyou to my old man for having the wisdom to whisk me away from the rain and grime of downtown Manchester, just as I was about to be fitted out for Colin Bell's number 8 shirt...(if you don't know who the man is, all I can say is get a life..now! This play, entitled 'Ten Quid,' has had rave reviews from the one person who managed to read the script from start to finish, and that person finks this play is so totally wicked, but I suppose I would say that yeah...now I'm not one to pull on heart-strings, but I I should mnetion that my old man is 80 years on this planet, and one would be so pissed off cos one only gets 3 1/2 years for murder...I myself am not far behind him which is anyfink but wicked...so time being of the vanilla essence, I would like to stage this play sometime during 2013 (mid year preferably)...to begin, as always...I need to find a venue...preferably one that has a stage an curtains and ovver things most normal featre's ave...and to do some justice to the play so we can gain some real street cred, we need to be able to get in the fing at least 72 hours before the opening performance... so, if you know of a place...a place for us...somewhere, somehow...then hark the hearld angel sing! Note...when we get wicked reviews...we'll tell everyone it was down to you cos you were the one that found us a place...immediately your street cred is gonna zing to the top of the charts, numero uno with a missile! An let's face it...if you're trolling this site on a regular basis you could do with some SC...I myself only check it out to see how many sad people exist in this world.... wicked... JG