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[Paul turns an embarrasing shade of crimson as he writes this]Umm...I may be directing a play in May 2000, but my major problem will be findinga lead...Does anybody know of anyone in the amateur theatre world who fills thefollowing criteria:FemaleLooks young (ie 18)Is actually 18 or olderLooks very attractiveCan ACTCan DANCEIs not afraid to be totally depravedIs willing to appear naked on stage (Totally naked, and for a good twentyminutes or so. Well OK, I may compromise to giving her a cloak to drapearound her shoulders so she won't freeze to death, but that's about it)If anybody knows of anyone who fits ALL these criteria please let meknow...Thanking you...Paul "I know I'm going to get lots of men to THIS audition" Treasure